Again.
For anything.
At all.
Not even a "participation" sticker.
I won't be bitter. Really. It just looks like I won't have to follow through on any of those campaign promises, so:
* I will NOT offer free Internet service for any LAMB members for the next three years.
* I will NOT trade naked picture of all the (cuter) LAMB members with the community.
* I will NOT offer any of my vast collection of Star Wars toys with the group.
and most importantly...
* I WILL be hunting down random members of the LAMBs (which I have on this list in my hand right here) and giving them with wedgies so painful it will remind them of high school. Then dump their books. Then give them swirlies. Then shove them in their lockers. THEN we'll see who has the last laugh!
FOOLISH MORTALS! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! MUAH-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!!!
Ahh...there. I feel much better now.
I still think I I'm a funny writer. So there.
Dope out.
- TGWD
