I know, I know; not every mother is a Joan Crawford, just like not every mother is a Donna Reed or a Harriet Nelson.
But still, if you're a mother, this is your day to shine, be appreciated and be treated to a nice bunch of flowers, box of chocolates, a nice meal out, that kinda thing.
Unless you are Joan Crawford. In which case...you probably aren't reading this because you're dead. But ANYWAY....
Allow me to extend my gratitude of mothers because, without you, none of us would be here. So thanks, moms, for...getting pregnant, I guess.
Gee, this is really not going the way I thought it would; I better wrap this up.
Here's a video for all the mothers out there. I hope you enjoy.
Well, until next year, moms.
Dope out.
- TGWD
