IRS risk? We knew that!
Hack? Acording to some.
A sell-out? Maybe.
Master of bad haircuts? I think that one is a given.
Occasionally quirky actor? Watch Raising Arizona and ask me that again.
To be honest, in this instance, Nicolas Cage is a...is a...is a....
A vampire.
I mean that Nicolas Cage is a vampire.
For reals.
I mean, he really is a vampire.
A bloodsucker.
Why are you looking at me like that? He really and truly is a direct descendant of Vlad The Impaler.
If by blood only.
Okay, for those who know no better, I guess some skeptiucism is in order; hey, I myself was scoffing at the notion myself. Sure, anyone who would willingly star as he did in movies like Next, The Wicker Man and Knowing certainly has some quotient of weirdness in him, but a vampire???
That's just a bit too weird.
I know, I was there with ya.
But...then I saw THIS PICTURE:
Okay, Van Helsing; you tell me - IS THAT NIC CAGE OR IS THAT NIC CAGE???
I'm going with that being Nic Cage.
Just read all about this on the original eBay auction page this came from and see for yourself; 110% authentic and everything. See, I knew there was something weird about him...he was in league with unholy demons this whole time.
Well, that sure does explain Amos & Andrew.
Dope out.
- TGWD
