Foreign Poster Atrocities #15

What, what? Fifteen?

Of these things?? FIFTEEN??

Amazing as it is, yes. And as soon as we get imaginary co-host Jeff here we can start.

He's here. Let's start.

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TGWD - Amaanat.

JEFF - De-deee de-de-de.

TGWD - Amaanat.

JEFF - De dee-dee-dee.

TGWD - Amaanat.

JEFF - De-deee de-de-de, de-de-de, de-de-de, da-deedle-deedle de de dee de!

TGWD - For our Muppet contingent out there.

JEFF - Now this is a nice, artistic little interpretation of clinical depression.

TGWD - A very specific clinical depression, though, as seen through Monet's mind-eye.

JEFF - Colorful.

TGWD - Very.

JEFF - Kinda pretty.

TGWD - Extremely.

TGWD - I'd say this is a very bright, very sunny thought to go through the head of such an obviously depressed Tom Jones.

JEFF - Wait; do you mean Albert Finney Tom Jones or Tom Jones Tom Jones?

TGWD - Tom Jones Tom Jones.

JEFF - "My-My-My Delilah" Tom Jones? Gold chains and silk shirts open at the chest, women's underwear thrown at him Tom Jones?

TGWD - THAT'S the one.

JEFF - I can see that.

JEFF - Is he thinking of any lady in particular?

TGWD - Naw; after all those years of collecting women's underwear, he's probably never been able to put a garment to the...

TGWD - ...

TGWD - Face.

JEFF - Thank you.

JEFF - LeRoy Nieman.

TGWD - Huh?

JEFF - This is a LeRoy Neiman piece. Can''t you see the influence?

JEFF - I half-expect to flip this poster over and see Playboy Party Jokes printed on the back.

TGWD - I wonder what Hef would say about this?

JEFF - "Not nude enough, babe."

TGWD - ...

JEFF - Hef calls everybody "babe".

TGWD - Still?

JEFF - Hef can get away with it.

JEFF - No one else could.

TGWD - The man's been in his pajamas since the 1950s...now at this stage in life, everyone EXPECTS him to be in his pajamas. No change in lifestyle necessary.

JEFF - And under those PJs...a clean fresh tuxedo.

JEFF - Fashionable for any party.

TGWD - That's Hef for you.

JEFF - Hey, look down at the bottom. See that?

JEFF - "Lyrics"..."Music"...?

TGWD - This is a musical?

JEFF - If this is an Indian musical, they're gonna need a LOT more dancing girls on the poster here.

TGWD - As it is, your average Bollywooder is going to take this as just your run-of-the-mill psychological drama with Tom Jones.

JEFF - Featuring dream sequences by LeRoy Neiman.

TGWD - Technical Advisor: Hugh Hefner.

TGWD - So this is a very male-chauvinist movie poster we have here, actually.

JEFF - With a lady walking through a colorful pastoral scene, thinking to herself (in song) how nice it would be to throw her underwear at Tom Jones.

TGWD - Just like any other lady would be thinking in the same setting.

JEFF - Even Rosie O'Donnell?

TGWD - Yep, even Rosie.

JEFF - Portia de Rossi?

TGWD - Mmm-hmm.

JEFF - Billie Jean King?

TGWD - They're only human.

JEFF - Chastity Bono?

TGWD - Moving on.

JEFF - Okay....

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See? Snarkiness is painless. Mostly.

Until next time, Dope (and Jeff) out.

- TGWD

Foreign Poster Atrocities #15 2010-10-02T13:13:00-07:00 Rating: 4.5 Diposkan Oleh: admin